Salty Weasel Enterprises
Expert consulting and managed services for smarter business decisions and optimized data systems
Who we are
Salty Weasel Enterprises LLC was founded to respond to a real need: small businesses deserve world-class technology support delivered with honesty, care, and agility. Drawing from over two decades of hands-on experience with leading enterprise platforms — including Oracle, Microsoft SQL Server, PostgreSQL, MySQL, Snowflake and others — we break down technical complexity to unlock innovation and growth for your team, no matter your size.
We’re not just IT consultants; we are partners dedicated to helping you compete, grow, and thrive in a digital world.
Our story
We started Salty Weasel Enterprises out of a passion for translating big-company IT know-how into actionable, affordable solutions for small businesses. After a career managing high-volume, mission-critical data platforms and intelligence systems in fast-paced industries, we saw how smaller organizations are often left behind either by overly complex, one-size-fits-all providers or by “quick fix” tech support with no lasting relationship.
This belief is woven into every service we provide. When you work with Salty Weasel, you work directly with one our experts — benefiting from the wisdom of a trusted advisor who recognizes your daily challenges and celebrates your wins.
Our mission
Empower small businesses with the same enterprise-grade database and business intelligence solutions that global leaders trust — delivered with the personalized support, integrity, and agility only a local partner can offer.
Salty Weasel’s goal is to demystify technology, cut through the jargon, and implement practical, scalable IT strategies that fit your stage of growth. We’re committed to:
Making advanced database and analytics technologies approachable and effective for small teams.
Delivering rock-solid system reliability and security, so you can focus on your business.
Building long-term relationships based on flexibility, transparency, and measurable outcomes.
What sets us apart
Unmatched Expertise, Uncompromising Care
25+ Years of Proven Results
Our background includes architecting, deploying, and supporting complex, high-availability environments across a wide variety of dastabase and analytics platforms. This experience ensures clients get advice and solutions that consistently stand up to the real world — whether you need a simple cloud database or a full-scale business intelligence transformation.
Enterprise-Grade Solutions, Right-Sized Delivery
We take pride in translating best practices and security from the world’s biggest companies into cost-effective, actionable solutions for small and growing teams. From seamless cloud and hybrid deployments to tailored reporting and compliance, we bring a strategic, big-picture approach to every engagement.
Total Flexibility
Your business moves fast, and so do we. You choose the service model that suits you:
On-site support: Personal, in-the-room troubleshooting, implementation, or training throughout the United States.
Remote support: Secure, efficient remote access for database management, troubleshooting, and user support — anytime, anywhere in the U.S.
End-to-End Support
Whether you’re launching your first database, optimizing data pipelines, or seeking ongoing managed support, Salty Weasel walks with you through the entire lifecycle — from strategic planning and installation to monitoring, security, performance tuning, and user training.
Personal Touch
We know that trust matters. You’ll always have a direct line of communication for urgent issues, strategic planning, and regular check-ins. We’re proud that our clients view Salty Weasel not as an outsourced IT vendor, but as an extension of their own team.